新岳父大人(国语版)

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主演:史蒂夫·马丁,黛安·基顿,金伯利·威廉姆斯·佩斯利

类型:电影地区:美国语言:英语年份:1991

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 1 ) 由失踪行李箱引发的惨案

听说过好多次,一看片名就知道是那种靠乌龙推动剧情的,一直没什么兴趣看,最近某人(cm)说推荐我看一看,就看了,和我想象的没啥区别。

本来是冲着老罗和本看的,但是看完唯一感觉就是男主真可怜,总是被强迫去干他不想干的事情还去收烂摊子,为女主每次出的笨主意买单(每次G都拒绝得很明显,结果她一句“come on,it'll be great”让G不得拒绝,最后引起大部分误会)还要备受老岳父的批判和其他人的冷嘲热讽。虽然结局算是比较美好(毕竟这种片子都是以圆满的结局来安抚主角和观众),但是最后G获得的认可明显与前面受尽的差别对待不对等,可能对于格雷格来说,这些在真爱面前都不屑一顾吧。反正就是各种为男主感到不值,不禁感叹,能忍受这么长时间,真爱的力量真强大。

还有就是男主的职业,这世界上能有多少男人能像男主这样真心坚守男护士的职业?很想问What‘s wrong with being a male nurse?后来想想,毕竟这是千禧年初的电影,性别刻板的思想相对各种自由的理念来说还是更普遍。

不喜欢较真,但是每次看这种靠主角出丑、挖苦某角色 来博人一笑的电影都会多少会带有些疲倦感,我想说的是喜剧不一定非要用出丑来衬托喜剧气氛,或者至少不要靠这个卖惨。生活中有很多能让所有人都感到快乐的事情,并且不需要任何人来出洋相,这些瞬间才应该是喜剧的元素。记得金凯瑞在觉醒类喜剧《大话王》里的夸张表演(这哥们哪次不夸张呢?)曾在我九年级一度焦虑时泼上一层快乐,金凯瑞是典型的行为性表演,而在电影中他出的洋相与戏剧性的表演就不会引起我一丝反感,这才是对我来说最好的喜剧,用现在流行点的词来说就是我心中喜剧的天花板。

好在有两个我最喜欢的点。第一是演员绝伦的表现,防止了各场乌龙变成沸沸扬扬的闹剧;第二呢,就是老罗那只猫真的太可爱!!!

半星给老罗,半星给他和博物馆保安斯蒂勒之间精彩的戏剧张力。

 2 ) 与《搞定岳父大人》的简单对比

2015/3/23

因为出差回来,太过疲惫,征得学生的同意后,赵翔老师给我们放了这部电影。刚看到电影名称,我以为是徐峥主演的《搞定岳父大人》,而事实上,两部电影的剧情也确实几乎一模一样。

Gaylord 'Greg' Focker(同性恋·性交者),仅从名字就能看出他的求婚之路注定不会那么轻易。在岳父家里,他拼命想讨好岳父,却往往适得其反,岳父过分的保护着女儿,不忍心将女儿嫁出,最终的结果也的确是Focker因闯下祸而不得不离开。直到这时女主才意识到自己有多爱他,岳父也领悟过来不能永远将女儿留在身边,于是最后有情人终得眷属。情节框架很简单,但确是很精彩的喜剧作品,也很适合全家人温馨的一起观看。

徐峥主演的电影和《拜见岳父大人》实在是太过相同。把“拜见”改成了“搞定”,有可能二者的英译名还是完全相同的。情节架构也是直接照搬,一样为了娶到媳妇而费心讨好丈人,吃力却不讨好,最终真爱还是彰显了它无可匹敌的力量。应该说这部缺乏原创的电影理应被大批特批,但事实上作为一部小成本的电影,它还是很精致的,可观性也很强。《拜见》中的岳父是前FBI探员,因此具备平常岳父所不具备的能力,由此碰撞出故事中的矛盾,产生效果十足的火花;《搞定》中一开始男主的演戏用钞被怀有不歹之心的人看到,引起了结尾处的入室抢劫,但也正因为这场闹剧,使岳父很好地了解了男主,并最终认可了他。两部作品情节都很流畅,无尿点,清新脱俗,也都是小成本制作电影的上等之作。

还有不得不提的是两部电影的男主,一个叫Focker(性交者),一个叫范坚强(倒过来为强奸犯),虽说一眼就能看出后者对前者过重的模仿痕迹,但应该说确实也挺有趣的,仅这个名字就为电影贡献了不少的笑点。

 3 ) Comedies Can Be Thought-provoking

The comic movie “Meet the Parents” is also a thought-provoking one. Instead of just keeping laughing and laughing, I think more about the main characters (Greg and Jack), prejudice, bias, the relations between children and parents, etc. Without a doubt, the comedy tries to tell us something serious in an easy way.

1. About Plot
This movie tells us a dramatic story of a couple of lovers and a visiting to the woman’s parents’ house in a humorous tone. The man whose name is Gaylord Greg Focker fell in love with the woman Pam Byrnes and he made up his mind to marry her. By listening to Pam and her sister’s phone call unintentionally, Greg realized that he should ask for her parents’ (especially her father’s) permission if he wants to marry her. So he prepared a lot for the visiting to her parents’ house.
However, Rome was not built in one day. Greg lost his parking which contained the rings for the propose to Pam during the flight to Pam’s parents’ home which led to the following series of bad consequences. It was clear that Pam’s father Jack didn’t like Greg at all. Greg’s profession is nurse, which lead to Jack’s prejudice; Greg did not like cats, which make Jack unhappy because he was fond of them; Jack even suspected that Greg took drugs just because he said something like ‘puff the magic dragon’ carelessly.
Fortunately, to meet viewers’ expectation, the film has a happy ending. At the end of the film, when Greg finally gave up and decided to leave, Pam’s father Jack was convinced and changed his attitude towards the lover of his daughter. Greg came to the family again and make the offer of marriage to Pam successfully.

2. About Gaylord Greg Focker
I share the same opinion with most of audiences that I like Greg very much. Although he seems to be a little bit stupid and slow in response, he is a truly reliable young guy as a husband as well as a son-in-law. This conclusion can be drawn from the scene in the movie that when Pam’s father made him promise to obey the rules so that he could be maintained in the trust circle, he just kept it in mind and followed it carefully.
What is the most important thing is that he loves Pam deeply, for he sacrificed a lot to try to gain appreciation from his future father-in-law. For instance, he got along as well as possible with the cat which he used to hate and received Jack’s polygraph test tamely (although it is unreasonable and impolite). Jack was very rude to Greg which we can observe from Jack’s behavior, like, he even did not allow Jack to use the toilet bowl. But Jack didn’t complain a word about these things because of his true love to Pam. What a frank and lovely man he is!

3. About Jack Byrnes
Besides Greg, I also have affection on the other main character Jack, the father of Pam. It is true that he is very rigid when judging his daughter’s boyfriend. However, I can tell that these were all resulted from his endless love towards his daughter. He fully prepared for a surprise for another daughter Deborah Byrnes’s wedding ceremony and cared a lot for Pam’s future life. He is like a mirror which reflects the depth of fathers’ love in the whole world. Jack also makes me think of my own father Simon who loves me very much. I am sure when I bring my boyfriend home one day in the future, he must be very picky too. Thinking about my father, I consider Jack a good father. I even feel pity for Jack for he would have to let his sweet daughter live with others in the future.

4. About Prejudice and Bias
In the movie, I am deeply impressed by the prejudice and bias in U.S. The social classes are divided clearly in U.S., which are the upper classes, the middle classes and the lower classes. The higher-class people have a prejudice against the lower-class people, which can be seen in many American films, novels and news reports. The only thing I dislike in the comedy is the obvious prejudice Jack showed to Greg. He thought that Greg was not a successful and industrious man because he was only a nurse; he invited Pam’s ex Kevin Rawley to home deliberately to make Jack embarrassed; he even investigated Jack’s background through CIA. I feel very sorry for this kind of bias which commonly exists all over the world, not only in China. I just wonder that why a person who earn money to make a living is prejudiced against just because his/her occupation is not ‘good’ enough ?

5. About Children and Parents
When talking about my opinion about the relationship between parents and their children, I’d like to talk about more my own experience and ideas. When I was living together with my parents, I always complain that they nearly controlled every aspect of my life and their rules almost extended to every corner of my own personal affairs. I was impatient about their suggestions or comments on my behaviors. However, as time goes by, as I grew up and apart my parents to attend the university, I miss them so much, even their strong controlling and rules. It is sort of weird, isn’t it? I finally know that it was a kind of true happiness when you have someone be around with you and care about you. So it is the love that combines our parents and us together firmly. Whatever they do and say is aimed to make us happy. Keep this in mind and cherish the time you are spending with your parents instead of regretting after losing them.

 4 ) 一切都没有意外 只是多了一些曲折而已

      直到看这部片子前,还从来没想到过女婿在入赘前拜见岳父会遇到这么多可怕的事情。我们或许可以叫gred是世界上最倒霉的新郎了(当然也拜他父母给他起的那个倒霉名字所赐,gay& “fucker”。。。真会想~)在那个周末发生的一切巧合的如同《死神来了》上那些死神匪夷所思的安排一样,看着倒霉的冒泡的gred真的可以让人笑到岔气。当然最后的结果是gred被逼到夺门而出,但是岳父大人在机场的那番变向的“求婚”确实全片最最温馨的时刻,做父亲的在将百般疼爱的女儿的手置于另一个将与她共度余生的另一个男人的手中时,那种感情可谓五味杂陈,幸福,欢喜,酸涩,当然还有一些吝惜。所以,岳父大人所作的这一切也就不难理解了。他用不太恰当的方式,想狠狠确定的就是是否能够信任的将女儿的幸福,自己精心保存了20多年的宝贝托付给别人。最后gred和他的岳父终于可以和平的对坐斟饮,女儿的婚期也近了。让我想到一句话:一切都没有意外,只是多了一些曲折而已,我们需要做的就是耐心的等待。
    哥哥的婚期也近了,大龄男青年的婚姻问题终于没有成为社会负担。祝他们幸福。

 5 ) 见家长的不正确姿势大全(附见家长的8条准则)

如果你和女/男友感情美满,准备修成正果,并且打算面见对方家长,那么这部电影一定要看,赶在见对方家长前看。

《拜见岳父大人》可谓集合了见家长的所有不正确姿势,提前看完记在心里,不要犯电影里犯过的错误,你得到另一半家里人的认可度会高一些。虽然中西文化之间有差异,但人性是共同的,见家长这种人生大事,多点准备总没错。

那么单身狗是不是不用看了呢?不是。看男主被岳父大人折磨到质壁分离,你会觉得单身也是一件乐事。你大可骄傲的说:活该,谁让你找了女朋友。

男主叫Focker ( 这不是个好名字,听起来很像Fucker “发克” ),男主准备跟女朋友Pam求婚,得知求婚必须要经过Pam父亲的同意,所以随着Pam一起回家拜见未来岳父大人。

为了给未来岳父留下一个好印象,男主为这次旅行做了精心的准备,将婚戒装在旅行箱里,还给未来岳父准备了礼物。如果说好的开始是成功的一半,那么坏的开始绝对是失败的三分之二。旅行箱不符合登机尺寸,导致装钻戒的旅行箱必须托运,结果下飞机时,发现航空公司搞丢了行李,好吧,这不是什么好兆头。

更糟的是,男主身上仅存的一件衣服还被机场的小婴儿吐了一身奶。男主就这样两手空空,带着一身酸臭味见到了未来岳父母。

亲切愉快的交谈开始了。

岳父:你开的是什么车?
男主:租的。(好吧,你这个穷鬼)

岳父:你做什么工作?
男主:护士。(男人当护士???)

岳父:喜欢猫吗?
男主:更喜欢狗一点。(竟然有人不喜欢猫)

岳母说,家里养的猫会把土挖的到处都是,所以岳父教会猫咪用马桶,然后,男主拿出了送岳父的礼物——装满土的花盆。(忘了说,为岳父准备的礼物没有托运,所以没有丢)猜猜辛苦教会猫咪上厕所的岳父会不会喜欢呢?

吃饭时男主打碎岳父母亲的骨灰盒,然后猫咪跑过去在骨灰里撒尿这件事就不提了。反正第一天就是糟糕透顶。不过和第二天的糟糕比起来,第一天的糟糕简直不值一提。到这里就不剧透了,去看电影吧,保证看完不想结婚,哦,不,是看完电影后觉得自家的岳父大人超可爱,相信你不会遇到比电影中更奇葩的岳父,如果遇到了,请一定留言给我。

通过这部电影,总结下见家长的8条准则(男生版):

1.搞清楚未来岳父岳母真正喜欢什么,礼物要投其所好。
2.见面时注意衣着干净整齐,不要有异味,也不要喷很浓的香水。
3.不要过分讨好对方,跪舔会显得自己价值很低,但最起码的尊重要有。
4.不要扯谎,毕竟对方比你多活20几年,对你的小伎俩不说一眼看穿吧,两眼也能看穿。一旦他们觉得你不诚实,就会觉得你欺骗了他们的女儿。
5.提供力所能及的帮助,但不要逞强,做不到的事情不要答应,否则做不成功更难堪。
6.不要在女方父母家与女方发生关系,这会极大程度拉低好感度。
7.不要在女方家常住,最多两三天就赶紧走,住越久矛盾越多。
8.不管岳父怎么刁难,记得,你不是娶你岳父,你是娶他女儿。

有这8条法则加持,岳父喜欢你的可能性会大大提升哦,勇敢的去见未来岳父吧,祝你成功!

 6 ) meet the parents

又一部青山经常提起的片子
(你看看这厮平常推荐的都是什么片子)
其实还是挺不错的
毕竟人BenStiller就是靠拍这种片子活着的
而且竟然还能拉到RobertDeNiro

话说GaylordMarthaFocker(你看这ZB名字取的)打算和女友结婚
不过听说能不能结婚的关键在于能不能讨好岳父
正逢大姨子结婚
于是来到女方家

从一上飞机开始噩梦就开始了
先是行李太大要托运
然后行李就被弄丢了
然后就是一系列的倒霉事
比如崩了岳父老妈的骨灰盒
之后打水球过于投入让新娘破了相
然后抽烟烧掉了女友前男友做的婚礼祭坛
用来充数的猫毁了家里的东西
总之极尽所能的搞笑

没什么思想与意义
就是看着爽

 短评

挺好玩儿的,就是总有点冷场的感觉,这种喜剧片也没法要求什么更多,这样就不错

6分钟前
  • 托尼·王大拿
  • 还行

很有意思的喜剧片 搞怪本领一流

7分钟前
  • Bill
  • 力荐

父母皆祸害

9分钟前
  • 塞腮
  • 推荐

一些列的阴错阳差,一些笑果不断。Ben Stiller饰演男主角的搞笑天分发挥的淋漓尽致。老戏骨真是不错。快餐式喜剧。7.1

13分钟前
  • 巴喆
  • 还行

前半部看的蛮火大的,搞笑点很多,Gaylord Focker?!特别是超市店员建议说可以买一打廉价香槟的时候

15分钟前
  • 狷介有乌青
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我总期待片子会在笑过之后让我大悲一下(这想法儿挺BT是吧 ==|)但却始终没有,所以总觉得尚可,但不够教人刻骨铭心。每次特写,看到Ben Stiller的眼睛,就意外发现丫儿也可以很帅。

16分钟前
  • Hey Johnny
  • 推荐

还挺搞笑的,看来要娶老婆还是不要杠上个特工岳父比较好!

19分钟前
  • Panda的影音
  • 还行

真的非常搞笑。女主角男主角都是这种那种标准型演员,那老爹还真腹黑……

23分钟前
  • 涵湘宁
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遇到这样的岳父你也没啥辙。@为谁优雅 你见过这么多的岳父,就没啥好玩的事情吗?

28分钟前
  • 私房歌
  • 还行

某人就拼命耍狠就好...一个名叫发克的男护士,歪瑞操蛋...还有最后烧房子,赶脚大鼻子owen小眼神真挺无辜+委屈的...

30分钟前
  • 天生变态难自弃
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欢笑和心酸,对信任的否定和重建,最好的东西都是一波三折的。斯蒂勒和德尼罗搭配妙趣横生,爆发力十足。不仅是喜剧,也是对每一个普通人说活的集聚式调侃和喟叹,生活有多不容易,我们才有多相爱。

32分钟前
  • 鬼腳七
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哈哈想看好久~~i watch you!!!骨灰盒那段也很逗~~那是你奶奶!!罗伯特德尼罗也是老戏骨一枚,演什么像什么,还记得星尘里他也是个异装癖的搞笑角色~~~要硬汉又可以硬汉~~本斯蒂勒也是特别喜欢的一个演员,最喜欢的还是他自己的热带惊雷~~期待第二部~~

34分钟前
  • 19431818
  • 力荐

本斯蒂勒遇上罗伯特德尼罗。Gaylord Forker从名字到遭遇都是衰到爆,通篇处在被埋汰、倒大霉的状态,若非习惯斯蒂勒的喜剧风格,看其受罪反能幸灾乐祸的观众,可能会觉得无趣和不适。欧文威尔森饰演了另外一个二货矬男。表演风头都在Robert DeNiro这边,怪咖岳父真心惹不起。Pam一角存在感很弱。

38分钟前
  • 莱尼圆
  • 还行

哈哈,很搞笑很轻松的电影,我喜欢~男同胞们,要是遇到这样高端难搞的岳父你们就认了吧~~~还有,原来岳父的扮演者就是出租车司机里的莫西干哎,怪不得那么帅~~

40分钟前
  • ShaneRay
  • 还行

对一些即将闪亮出场的同志来说,作为预习还是需要看的。没想到看完以后,期待登台的一颗火热的心被吓熄了……

44分钟前
  • 海居
  • 还行

尴尬恐惧症患者慎看。

45分钟前
  • 朝暮雪
  • 还行

focker这名字起得太倒霉了。。。keep your snake in your cage. 倒霉名字gay fucker。给猫挤奶,亏丫想得出来!

49分钟前
  • 猫猫eko
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前一段我觉得我是男主的话,想死的心都有了。越看到后面越觉得这不是一部喜剧片,很心酸的冲突。两个男人都是为了自己心爱的一个女人在博弈,殊途同归吗?或许这就是千万家庭的写照

51分钟前
  • 影启缘末
  • 力荐

以前看片名一直以为是笑料匮乏表现中庸的狗血家庭闹剧,点开才发现分分钟都是惊喜!Ben Stiller一副冷面滑稽的模样和亚当·桑德勒那种奔放派的演法截然不同,但喜剧效果完全不落下风。细数本片中高亮点搞笑桥段,香槟塞子击碎祖母骨灰瓶、Focker的极品名字、刁钻的德叔、会冲马桶的Jinx、烧了EX的木雕

52分钟前
  • 我是大皮哥
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事情总是越闹越大。。。不可收拾

53分钟前
  • igby
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